Sunday, September 14, 2008

A Simple Checklist

I read your essays for a second time this weekend, but have chosen not to make personal comments. I did highlight a few things on your pages -- yellow for "no" and pink for "ok." For now, I'll leave the lot of you with the following pointers:

  1. Be yourself. When I read your essay, I want to hear your voice. If you care, I will care. If you don't, why should I?
  2. Be consistent. Don't switch back and forth between the ever-awkward "one" and the too-intimate "you." Use what you know -- the first person, and stick to it the whole way through.
  3. Proofread. Seriously, at this point, I shouldn't be noticing sentences that don't start with a capital letter. Read your papers, out loud, to yourselves, always. Learn about apostrophes and use them correctly. Use the correct forms of there/their/they're, etc. These things matter. Presentation = professional dress; paper = proofread.
  4. Write a thesis and sustain it. The bad news is that we aren't writing narrative. The good news is that expository is formulaic. Build first, then decorate.
  5. Avoid vague words. No "I think I feel" sentences are needed. Don't use words like "different" or "interesting" or "nice." Be specific and own your beliefs. Avoid the subjunctive: no "would" or "could" -- just active, powerful verbs.

Some of you are probably frustrated because I didn't give you a precise prompt or a specific word count; more frustrated because I'm not writing comments or scoring your essays. Here's my rationale: This first essay was a diagnostic. I needed to see what you did without my help. Thus, the blurry requirements. Yet I am realistic. I am not going to score you on something that I did not myself teach you. Thus, no rubrics. As your syllabus points out, our next unit will open for us the study of writing. Right now, we self-assess.

You are all, by the way, now accountable for the five items listed above.

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